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 Hehe, isn't that cute? It is Maddie (duh) all wrapped up in a towel last summer after exiting the swimming pool. Okay, well... in case anyone wanted more details about my life... Sunday we went to Cracker Barrell here in Anderson (Is that redundant? Should I just say here? Or maybe just in Anderson? Oh well...) with my mommy, my daddy, and Audrey. It was fun. The food was good too. Yummmmm.... So, yesterday was my birthday. It is my last birthday before I turn 30. Yikes! I am old! Oh wait... Curtis says that isn't polite. People aren't old, haha. Whatever. He said that because I was telling Madison that her Grandpa's birthday was in 2 weeks and he was going to be old. Like he isn't already. OMG!! Guess what I am getting to do on Mother's Day?!?!?!? No.... guess! My mommy knows, she is the only one I told! My daddy was there, but I don't think he was listening. LOL. I am going to see ... the suspense is killing you, isn't it? THE WIGGLES!!! Hehe! They are going to be in Evansville and we are going to the 5:30 show. Okay, so some mother's might think that is a crap way to spend mother's day. Not me!! I kinda have a crush on Anthony Wiggle. LOL! Yummy yummy. That only is funny if you know The Wiggles music. Otherwise it is kinda creepy probably. You know... fruit salad... yummy yummy... fruit salad... yummy yummy.... yummy yummy yummy yummy fruit salaaaaaaaaad! Okay, I have done enough rambling... check back with y'all later! K |
Oh, sorry... okay. Madison got a little Pablo toy (from the Backyardigans) and I thought there might be a riot, since Audrey wanted it too. There was only one Pablo. But, the only riot that occured was when I took it away from Madison to let the clerk scan it in. Ack! Haven't I learned? Always just rip the tag off and hand that to the clerk so as not to upset the child! But, so, okay. Madison tried to get Audrey to race her on her ride-on toys, and I think Audrey thought she was crazy. This girl is a racing machine! LOL!
Yeah, I'm talking about you, Pops. Haha! I am in a very strange mood right now. So sorry. Not really, though. For my birthday, I got to order my own pizza (are you kidding... Curtis would never get it right!) I did let him go pick it up, though. LOL! Then I got to make my own cake... ditto not letting Curtis touch it. I can't imagine him cracking an egg open. I should have let him do it just so I could have seen him crack an egg. Hehe. He doesn't read my blog and I promised him that I don't make fun of him on here... which I generally don't. But again... I am in a mood. If this post suddenly disappears, it is because he read it and was displeased. The pizza was yummy... I hadn't eaten Pizza King pizza since moving to Anderson, which is really dumb as there is one just down the road. What a weirdo I am. The cake and ice cream were really yummy too. Then... and this was my favorite part of the day... I got to wash my own dishes! LOL! Really... I'm not good at delegating certain tasks. Some things just have to be done a certain way, and I don't trust anyone else to do them right. So while it might sound like I am throwing myself a pity party... I am not! I would not have allowed Curtis to do any of those things! I will let him order pizza if we are only getting cheese pizza... but if I told him to order a Royal Feast, he would have made me repeat it a gazillion times before he was sure he had it right. It really is easier to do it myself. I believe that is part of being a man. They do that on purpose. Actually, I believe Mike Wolfe even told me once that men do that on purpose, so there is no use denying it! Because, of course, Mike Wolfe is the epitome of what it means to be a man. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 
, sheep, rabbits, pigs 
, baby ducks, and goats. Maddie wouldn't pet the horses or donkey. She wanted to pet the chickens 
but I was afraid they would peck her fingers off! 
She learns way too fast. Now if only she would hold the hand of another child, we could all play ring around the rosy. Was that random enough for you? It refers to the fact that she wouldn't hold the hands of other children today at church, so she had to sit and pout while Mommy played with the other kids. Ah well... what can you do?